Malt liquor

Malt.png LIQUOR(Mel Gibson in a bottle)
====One of the most amazing and terrifying substances known to man is malt liquor. but do you know the pros and cons? well you click bait seeking Millennial waste of brain, here are the pros and cons of Malt Liquor.====

PROs
It's cheap and available and  does the job quickly, yet you can still pace yourself quite well. Most people always frown on the fact that it's cheap but for those of us who drink malt liquor, we usually don't have beards and a Fantano fetish. fuck off pussies.

either way, you're looking to get really really fucked up and malt liquor is a hero when it comes to numbing yourself out and possibly going on a rampage.



CONS:
Your anus will HATE you. Drunk Diarrhea is bad, but Malt Diarrhea. Oh you sick fuck. you deserve this, all of it.

I once partied so hard that I shat blood for a week. a week was bad enough! Imagine what it's like to be your father?!

And if you FORGET you're drinking a 12 percent beer and chug that shit you WILL regret it.

this could be you:



OR HELL YOU COULDLOOK LIKE THIS:



Fuck it. drinking is cool and badass.