Son, We gotta talk.

Hey  it's your dad.

Honestly after all these years I really just expected you'd end up like this.

You never made any of the teams at school, you keep trying to "figure it out"

Your job still doesn't pay.

You always wondered why I was an alchoholic. Truth is when you were born I had high hopes.

I wanted you to make the football team, go to a good school, get a life.

instead you blew it all.

Why don't you have a girlfriend? are you gay?

You spend all day on your damn cellphone posting stupid pictures. You do know your relatives hate us now right?

it's your damn fault.

You didn't do anything with your life. you didn't become a football player, a doctor, or even a marine.

how do you think I feel when I have to tell everyone you're considering a liberal arts degree? that you voted for obama? I supported you until you grew up and you grew into nothing.

I love you, you're my son.

But god you're dissappointing.

is your mother still fucking that skyler guy? I'm gonna kill them both.