That Fucking guy who calls himself a chaotic neutral

PROFILE
NAME : N/A, But probably has a username with at least one X in it.

Occupation: fuckin' nerd

Quote: "Carl Sagan is god"

Abilities: The ability to have a victim complex about being an atheist/arguing with feminists and christians online.

Weakness: reality and his own ego.

Spouse: none, if he has one she's probably way younger and smells like cheese and may or may not be a Wiccan(she doesn't know either)

Friends: Linkara, his fans on the page he runs.

Enemies: Chad, women.

Description:
This stupid fucker shares "I fucking love science" all day, thinks spyro is the shit, thinks scenegirls are hot and tries to say he's an intellectual(this will be usually implied by something stupid like a "talk nerdy to me" shirt). He thinks felicia day is a goddess and frequently masturbates to cosplayers he calls "whores"

Personal Life:
Calls himself a Chaotic Neutral(he has never played DnD, He references it for geek cred) Because he feels it gives him a dark, but tame personality. he will usually use this tactic around "geek girls".