Page Admins



"You just don't get irony"

The Common facebook Page Admin (also known as Homosexus foetidae Magna or by it's other name, Dick) can be found usually posting about having no girlfriend, being sweaty, worshiping Anthony Fantano, Acting like they have eclectic interests such as experimental music (usually Newer albums by SWANS or Merzbow or some stupid shit by Les Claypool ) or saying they like "black metal"(admititburzumscaresyouandyoulistentodeafheavenreligiouslyyoulittlefuckingbitch) and generally being That Fucking guy who calls himself a chaotic neutral.

They tend to be white Sadboys who think posting Neon Genesis Evangelion memes and listening to Young Lean makes them interesting, Often they are fans of Youtubers such as Leafyishere, often hoping they can reach the level of autismal overgrown 14 year old, sadboy "~ a e s t h e t i c C=3~" he has.

Admin variants
There are several variants of Homosexus, the list is always growing but here are some species you may recognize

1. The sweaty fat fuck
The sweaty fat fuck is your typical sweaty fat fuck, He however is now more important than his previous form because he runs a page, typical humor from the sweaty fat fuck can be seen here:



They usually pass their time by being cool and sending underage women ~DaNk MeMeS~. While ~DaNk MeMeS~ and their page ownership will not get them laid, Their erect e-penis often will blind them from the fact that they are indeed, a sweaty fat fuck.

2. The Loser who thinks he has culture.
We know this guy. he's alt right, has garbage taste in music, rich dad, thinks portlandia is the shit, uses the word "cringe"  owns a lot of black metal shirts but doesn't know what black metal is, and likes "experimental music" like devendra branhart and Animal Collective. Tends to be late to the party when it comes to music, memes and general culture. drinks his coffee black and uses a mac. Will quote 500 days of summer if it will get him laid.



3. The Shitfucker.


Basically the shit fucker actually has no interest in making you laugh so much as he does in making you question why what you're seeing is on facebook. He will post distorted photos, multi-colored bald men, poop, pixelated pictures, and general schizophrenic nonsense, He gets banned frequently. He is the enemy of the loser and fat fuck but genuinely is just as bad.